From my Gmail inbox:
"PRESIDENT CHARLES TAYLOR
EX-PRESIDENT, REPUBLIC OF LIBERIA
ATTEN:
FOLLOWING THE SPECIAL COURT INDICTMENT IN JUNE FOR AN ALLEDGED ROLE IN SIERRA LEONE`S BRUTAL WAR AND THE PRESENT POLITICAL UPHEAVAL IN MY COUNTRY WHICH HAS RESULTED TO THE DEALTH OF A LOT OF CITIZEN IN THE REPUBLIC OF LIBERIA. MY OWN GOVERNMENT AND OTHER ALLIED NATIONS HAVE INSISTED THAT I SHOULD RELINQUISH POWER TO MY DEPUTY, INASMUCH AS IT IS EXPEDIENT FOR PEACE TO REIGN,I HAD TO RELINQUISH POWER TO THE VICE PRESIDENT REPUBLIC OF LIBERIA,MR MOSES BLAH UNTILL A NEW DEMOCRARICALLY ELECTED GOVERNMENT IS CHOOSEN.
PRESENTLY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA HAS GRANTED ME A POLITICAL ASYLUM ON THE CONDITION THAT I MUST NOT INSTIGATE OR PARTICIPATE IN ANY THING WHICH WILL BE SEEN AS CONSTITUTING A TREAT TO LIBERIA AS LONG AS I STAY IN NIGERIA.
YOU MUST HAVE HEARD OF THE MEDIA REPORTS AND THE INTERNET ON THE LIBERIA CRISIS AND MY PRESENT MISUNDERSTANDINGS WITH MY OWN GOVERNMENT.
I GOT YOUR CONTACT THROUGH MY PERSONAL RESEARCH AND DECIDE TO REACH YOU.I WILL GIVE YOU MORE INFORMATION AS TO THIS REGARD AS SOON AS YOU REPLY.
IN VIEW OF THIS,I AM SOLICITING FOR YOUR HUMBLE AND CONFIDENTIAL ASSISTANCE TO TAKE CUSTODY OF MY DEPOSITED FUNDS IN A SECURITY & FINANCIAL VAULT IN EUROPE AS THE SOLE-BENEFICIARY OF THE FUNDS UNTILL I AM PERMITTED TO TRAVEL TO ANY OTHER COUNTRY.
THE SAID SUM OF SIXTY-SEVEN MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS (USD67.5M) WAS BEING EMANATED FROM OVER INVOICED OF CONTRACT SUM WHILE IN OFFICE.
I SHALL GIVE 20% OF THE FUND TO ANY PARTNER WHO HAS AGREED TO GO INTO PARTNERSHIP BUSINESS WITH ME.PLEASE HONESTY IS THE WATCH WORD IN THIS TRANSACTION. AS I DO NOT WANT TO PARTICIPATE ACTIVELY IN ANY TRANSACTION HENCE THE NEED FOR A PARTNER WHO SHALL FRONT FOR ME.
I URGE YOU TO ACCORD THIS PROPOSAL`S WITH THE UTMOST CONFIDENTIALITY FOR SMOOTH ACTUALIZATION OF THIS TRANSACTION.
IF YOU ARE INTERESTED AND WANT US TO PROGRESS WITH THIS PROPOSAL`S KINDLY CONTACTS ME ON MY EMAIL ADDRESS ABOVE FOR ANY URGENT PROCEDURE.
BEST REGARDS,
CHARLES TAYLOR"
At least they're getting creative.
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